Junie B.

I just finished the newest Junie B. book.

Here are a few of my favorite quotes:

"I do not wreck everything," I said. "And anyway, this wasn't even my fault! You're the one who started it, May! You'rethe one who stoled my journal."
Mr. Scary looked down at me.
"Stole," he said. "The word is stole, Junie B. Not stoled."
I sucked in my cheeks, 'Cause now was not the time for grammar.
"Fine. She stole my journal."
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Ohhhh....
Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
P.S. So does Maaay....
I'd throw May
Right off the sleigh,
And then I'd drive away

"HEY!" yelled May.
I laughed at that funny comment. 'Cause "HEY!" fit rigth into the song!
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Dear first-grade journal,
Mother and Daddy were not good sports about the note.
They said it is not funny to throw someone off a sleigh.
That made me laugh all over again.
I got sent to my room for a time-out.
Grown-ups do not understand humor.
From,
Junie B. First Grader
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"How come you're not getting this Grampa? It's so simple," I said. "I need five dollars and you have five dollars. Boom! Do the math!"

There are so many other funny parts! You guys just gotta read the book!
or...we need to get together some time and I will read the book to you! :)